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 Rare Recordings of UN-Signed Bands |
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Rare Recordings of UN-Signed Bands |
Doom Betty
Some sort of explanationNot a particularly convincing sort ... Some of you (and I'm not mentioning any names) have had just about enough of these archive thingies. In fact, some of you have even gone so far as to say, "Dex, we have had just about enough of these archive thingies. What's wrong with you anyhow? Why aren't you back at the old drawing board? Just what are you doing instead of meeting our demand for cartoons?"
O sorry. The cat ate my sketchbook.
Alright, I lied. The cat didn't eat my sketchbook. A HUGE, HIDEOUS, RAVENOUS SPIDER DID!
I'm not fooling anyone, am I? The truth is that haven't had access to a scanner and an illustrator program, so I haven't been able to put any fresh stuff up on the Web. And I'm sorry. However, very soon (next week!) NEW and IMPROVED Betty will be back on the Web; as bitter, biting and bitchy as ever, and even a little risque. I'm willing to divulge all of her ugly little secrets; after all, I made them all up.
In the words of the master: "Yeah, whatever." But just to put things in perspective, here's a little bouquet from Dorothy Parker, who, no matter what I do, will always be funnier than I am. Helen of Troy had a wandering glance; Sappho's restriction was only the sky; Ninon was ever the chatter of France; But oh, what a good girl am I! |
